Go Solar For Christmas, Even If You Live In A Cave! It’s A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
Here comes the sun -- and you can harness its mighty power!
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Our Friends At Penzeys To Paul Ryan: You’ve Got To Be Kind!
Paid post! The excellent and ethical folks at Penzeys are helping to support Wonkette by paying us to run this post from their Facebook page. Honestly though we would have run it for free. Cooking is...
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May We Have Some More Please?
Feed the baby Good morning, wonkers of love! It is that time of month again, no not that one, it is the time of month when I say AIYEEEEEEE Wonkette is totally ad-free now and has been for some time,...
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Literally Anyone Else 2020! Now Your Head Is Not Naked!
HELLO PATRIOTS! Here is your red, white, and blue LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE 2020 hats! For just $19.99! Is there FREE SHIPPING? There is FREE SHIPPING! Order now, and we will send them to you when we...
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PISSED OFF? NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE? YOU AND US BOTH BABY.
LOOK AT MY NIECES! Are you, like your entire Wonkette staff, sick to your stomach? Even your old friend alcohol isn’t helping? Maybe giving us money and getting some PUBLIC FURY to put on your bean and...
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It Is Your Monthly Reminder, Gentle Wonkette Readers, To #PayTheFuckUp
Hello, Wonkers! It is once again that time of the month where we cry poor, and ask you for money, and remind you how #sad your life would be without us, because of how you would be dead or in jail like...
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Portland, Bend, Reno, And Long Beach, CA, It Is Your Turn To Host The Get Out...
HI. HOW YEW? Living it up in your balmy 45-degree bikini weather? Then we are COMIN’ TO VISIT! We love Montana, home to so many exciting Klan members running for office, plus whatever these guys are,...
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